I’m a great artist:

I paint terrifying pictures on a violin

put love, where it doesn’t belong to,

long stories of a simple incident I film,

I handle my devils carefully.

I read unreadable things and tell it to you,

I’m a storyteller with a horrible accent,

You might not get me, I don’t get me too,

I’m an oriental from the Occident.

I put my statue higher than Pushkin,

I sound better than Skrillex

I put my foot in Putin,

I’m Tinto Brass playing with your ex

I’m a great artist:

I’m just not dead yet.