I was scratching the blackboard with my short nails 

When the pupils started vomiting mint leaves.
_I need an ocean right now! _ he yelled:

_ I need a cow and sparkling water! _ I answered:

We both needed the same thing : relief.
We kicked the pupils out of the classroom,

Sat on the floor, then started crawling.
_This makes me clean! _ he yelled

_ It sets you free! _ I whispered.
It was his first time staring at the blank night sky.

_This is unnecessarily huge! _ he said.

_It’s pretty simple, I guess! _ added.
_Just ride the demons. They’re cute! 


An American

Умом Россию не понять,
Аршином общим не измерить:
У ней особенная стать —
В Россию можно только верить.

Фёдор Тютчев

I’m an American:

Dreamer, sleeping — American,

“Coexist” sticker, confederate flag — American,

Middle East, SoCal — American,

Slave, master wannabe — American,

Jew loving, German driving — American,

Gay respectful, fag hating — American,

Coco — banana — American,

Confused Desi, Apache -American,

Dumb, fat and sexy — American,

Take that gas, pacifist — American,

Anarcho — Conservative — American,

Can say: “Fuck Jesus!”, scared to say it for Muhammad — American,

Chad-Jose — American,

No king, monarchy -American,

Got papers, marry me -American,

Speak only English,  Esperantisto — American,

Illegal, Immigration lawyer — American,

“I want you!”, “We can do it!” — American,

Proud, prudish — American,

Resist the racist — American,

Different, just like you — American,

Short dick, good heart — American,

La-la Land, Getto — American,

Feminist with wife beater — American

Hate myself, patriot — American


Overall,  an

American- American